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Its rant time, people. xD A random commenter reminded me that I am in need of another useless rant on this account. Plus, I have a little anger to get out
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Alrightyy.
So, I went to the movies today with my family (this is unrelated - it just sparked an idea, thats all) and we watched Breaking Dawn.
Yes. I watched possibly the worst movie next to any of Shamalayan's (excluding 6th Sense and that other Breaking-something movie that was decent).
(It really wasnt that bad)
Anyway. While listening to a bunch of girls screaming in the theater, I got to thinking...
I hate girls.
Im so serious, I hate all of them. Even though Im a girl O-o
So, uh...these are a few things I hate that girls do...often. (thats a sentence?)
1) Do their makeup in the school bathroom
Dont get ahead of yourself before you read the explanation.
Every day when I go into my Aerobics class, I go pee. Obviously. After Im done doing teh business, I go to wash my hands, and guess what? I cant. Because there are 9000+ girls trying to do their friggin hair before PE. BEFORE PE! YOUR HAIR'S GONNA GET MESSED UP WHEN YOURE DOING FUCKING AEROBIC WORKOUTS AND SWEATING LIKE A PIG. YOUR BANGS ARE NOT GOING TO BE PERFECT FOR FUCKS SAKE. Normally, I wouldnt really MIND that theyre doing their hair, because theyre the ones who will regret it later when that precious dress-time is wasted. BUT. They ALWAYS block the ONLY SINKS that actually work. CANT YOU BACK THE FUCK UP SO I CAN WASH MY PEE-COVERED HANDS, OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO LICK THEM CLEAN? Bitches.
On we go.
2) Yell at you when they're at fault.
Another Aerobics story.
I was walking into Room 10 (where we put the equipment after our workouts), and some bitch-ass swings the door right into my face. Being a normal person, I yelled "AWW, FUCK ME!" Bitch comes out and starts cussing at me, and her mexican friend joins her. Wow, sorry for putting my face in your way, YOUR HIGHNESS. LET ME GO BLEED OVER THERE SO IM NOT INCONVENIENCING YOU.
3) Screaming.
GUOIFSJBFSH.
I HATE SCREAMING. Especially when its a teenage girl doing it. Youre not 5, and we really dont care how hot that boy is. CUT IT THE FUCK OUT.
4) Act like their opinion is the only one in existence.
Okay, this one isnt necessarily just a problem w/ girls, but Ive had the most experiences like this with them.
STORY TIEM
The other day I was on facebook (whoo!) stalking people's statuses, and I came across one that said this (direct copy, I promise):
***Carmella Sensenig
So... anybody who says that dancing isn't a sport, i wanna see u go to boot camp or a 3 hour practice learning a competition routine. It's harder than it looks and I'm exhausted
***
Yeah, I put her on blast. Suck it.
(BACK TO THE STORY)
Obviously, me being a totally awesome individual, I challenged this idea that was floating around in her mind. I mean, come on, dancing is an art, not a fucking sport. SPORTS INVOLVE BALLS FLYING IN YOUR FACE, SO UNLESS YOU DANCE NUDE, THEN I DONT SEE THIS HAPPENING.
Anyway, I basically told her that, since ballet isnt considered a sport, that dancing isnt, either. And if you can say that dancing is a sport, then ANYTHING could be. Even eating.
Just because something tires you the fuck out, doesnt mean its a sport. Its an activity.
ACTIVITY.
I guess this is kind of a 2-in-1 complaint, being that a lot of girls think everything they do is a sport and that their opinions are factual.
5) Fake-ass girls. (THIS MEANS YOU!)
Okay, we get it, youre fucking gorgeous. Cool, you have a clear complexion, and a perfect body. You get all the boys. AWESOME. But, does that entitle you to act like a complete bitch to everyone who got smacked in the face with the ugly branch? Believe it or not, it doesnt. Why? Because average-looking people have feelings, TOO!
IS YOUR MIND BLOWN YET, BARBIE?
6) Last-but-not-least, pretty girls who call themselves ugly/skinny girls who call themselves fat.
This one goes out to my sister.
I swear, every day, she will come out and ask me how she looks in an outfit. Obviously I tell her she looks good, because she does. But then, she starts pointing out all of her flaws, like I give a fuck? I said you looked good, goddamn it, so take the compliment. Oh, theres a kink in your hair? I see a straightener in the bathroom, so go use it.
Also, she always calls herself fat. Which, shes sooo not. In fact, shes skinnier than me :/ and Im 6 years younger than her. The only fat she has on her body is on her stomach, and its BARELY more than I have. Every other body part of hers is skinny as fuck. But me? My fat is a little more spread-out, but I still have big arms and thighs.
So we'll be in the dressing room at friggin' Macy's, trying on clothes. And y'know what I hear after she tries on the first piece of clothing?
"OHMAIGAWD, THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE ON ME. IM SUCH A FATASS."
...wtf are you on? You look gorgeous in that and you know it. Youre just fishing for compliments.
THEN, OHHHH JUST WAIT. When I say I look bad in something, she goes "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOURE A LOT SKINNIER THAN ME AND LOOK GREAT IN EVERYTHING. EVERY TIME YOU COMPLAIN IT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE ABOUT MYSELF"
Really? -____- Shoot me. Right now.
DSFOIND09F890F
Okay, rant over. (long rant is loooooooooong D
I notice that every time I write these, I start getting more angry then I was before xD
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